Green nipple worms

I was sitting on a chair in a hallway with Mom. Dad came walking down the hall toward us, but he was a baby. His head looked the same but with more hair, and it was brown instead of gray. He sat on my lap and Mom told me to look at his chest. I raised his shirt and there were tiny green worms crawling all over his nipples. I told Mom to take him to the dermatologist, but she didn't want anyone to find out. So I told her to take him to a dermatologist out of town.

Diane and I were subbing at Mancos high school. A class was held in a gym, and I kept leaving and then flying back to school on some kind of a kite.

Three of them

I was standing on a diving board when I turned into Brad. I had a really long skinny erection, but it was coming from the wrong part of my crotch. I felt around and found three penises. I wanted to hide them, so I went into a bathroom and sat on a toilet.

Then I was playing guitar for Information Society. We were on stage, and I had no idea what I was doing. I wasn't stressed out, but I really wanted to participate, so I kept asking James to yell the chords out as we went along. He was busy at the front of the stage entertaining the two people in the audience and ignored me.

McHoles

I was riding in a bike convoy in the countryside. Monsters called McHoles were chasing us we had to hide in abandoned houses. The McHoles were like walking hedges with big square holes in the middle, and they wore conrete helmets. If the McHoles didn't see us crouching behind walls, we were safe, but people kept peeking over the walls to see if they had gone yet. The McHoles would waddle up to the walls and peek over, but somehow if we were very still, they wouldn't know they were looking at us. It was very frustrating because I knew people would keep moving around and we would be caught.

I was driving a car down the same rode the bike convoy had been traveling when I saw Brad ahead of me in his car. A tan blond woman in a green bikini was riding her bike along the side of the road and he looked at her and then looked again as he drove past. I pulled past him on his other side and gave him a dirty look. We hadn't seen each other in a while and he wanted to go skiing together. I told him to fuck off and drove away.

Hotline

I was staffing the domestic violence hotline, and I got a call from a woman who was being chased through a blue apartment building, up and down stairs and down long hallways. I could see what was happening as though I were there and not just on the phone.

Later I was in a ballet class. I stood at the bar and tried to spin with my leg out behind me and bent. I had trouble with turn-out, and I kept asking the teacher for help. She showed me what to do and I repeated it over and over--sometimes I did it right and sometimes I couldn't do it at all.

BFF

Paris Hilton was my best friend. We played hoola hoop in the front yard of a small white house. The hoola hoop was really long and floppy.